เนื้อเพลง Jerk-off - Tool

Someone told me once
that there's a right and wrong,
and that punishment
would come to those
who dare to cross the line.

But it must not be true
for Jerk-offs like you.
Maybe it takes longer to catch a total asshole.
but I'm tired of waiting.
Maybe it's just bullsh*t and I should play GOD,
and shoot you myself.*
Because I'm tired of waiting.

Consequences dictate
our course of action
and it doesn't matter what's right.
It's only wrong if you get caught.
If consequences dictate
my course of action
I should play GOD
and shoot you myself.*
I'm very tired of waiting.

I should
kick you,
beat you,
f*ck you,
and then shoot you in your f*cking head.*

* All references to "shoot you in your f*cking head" are now performed live as
"f*ck you in your f*cking ass" -- a more appropriate message for the times.