เนื้อเพลง Please Spare The Jokes - Mu330

did you know that the kkk adopted a hiway?
just a few miles away from my mom's house.
they paid their money and they put up a sign.
i guess they dress up in sheets and go pick up the trash.

the trash, the trash, they pick up the trash.
the trash, the trash, they pick up the trash.

they should know it when they see it,
they get a good look every day in the mirror.
they get a good look every day in the mirror.

Why would you go all the way to Japan to play a
show he said I heard they eat raw fish just the
thought of it makes him sick but all the clubs have
microphones and people come out to the shows why do
you fear what you don't know My God my gun my BBQ
don't you have better things to do he said '' I
thank GOD every day that I was born in the USA ''
where 9 of 10 are overweight and people get shot
every day God bless the US of A construction workers
flashing lights turned into Robots last night we walked
all over Tokyo searching for a big HOHO one just as
big as Mike Pask's head what makes you think Japan's so bad ???

You put me in a tough spot assuming
That I think just like you do I'm not your idiot
Won't eat the racist crap you spew and you put
Me in a rough spot, cuz I didn't really want to
Walk all the way home, but I shoulda said something
Instead I just sat there and got pissed
You're such a racist piece of this is where I
Say what a jerk you are, here's what I say
What a jerk you are, Tell another one,
tell another one I felt so spineless sitting in your backseat
Biting my lip, I knew I should've said something
But I didn't have the guts it eats me up
This is what I say what a jerk you are [x2]
The jokes you told you took 'em too far
This is where I say what an ass you are [x2]
I didn't have the guts that night in your car
So this is where I say what an ass you are
Tell another one, tell another one

I've been lied to, I've been lied to
You're rearranged lies lies,
the facts have changed I think I've Been lied to,
how long have all the people
Lies lies that I call friends,
know I bought it all
Lies for so long lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies

these rocks have energy, the kind i think she reall needs

these rocks have energy, the kind i think she really needs
and these leaves have energy, the kind i think i know she needs

i stood right in the center looked up and wished her better
the rocks the sky the leaves the wind they all just worked together
that's when i stretced out my arms that's when i held my head up high
i wished her for some comfort instead i saw more pain in sight

these rocks have energy, the kind i think she really needs
and these leaves have energy, the kind i think i know she needs

if something could send her someone these rocks could they look so strong
this rock is way too heavy she needs help send her steady
it took some pain to get here it took some sweat it took some fear
she's so much stronger than me half her heart cut out still smiling

these rocks have energy, the kind i think she really needs
and these leaves have energy, the kind i think i know she needs

Oh my God what have I done
I let go
Had some fun I've done things I shouldn't have done
My god what have I done?
This is gonna get to my head this has gotta
Be confusing up against the fence
My blood ran
Straight from my head to my pants I can't you
Can't we cant too late it feels so great so now so wow!
Alright so good my god what have I done?
Oh my God what have I done I let go had some fun
I've done things that I shouldn't have done
My God what have I done?
My god what have I done? What have I done?

This time its serious its serious cuz I know
That I can trust you know I won't make a mess
This time it's so serious I'm serious
So serious I know I got to be serious
She's so serious I know that she's so serious
Next time it's serious its gotta be serious
Cuz I don't think I can hold up I'm tired
Of making a mess, Next time it's so so serious
Whoa Oh Whoa Oh-e-oh Whoa-oh oh-e-oh
Well I know this times its serious

Hey now hey now whets going on with him
Never paid too much attention to it, always thought
That we'd both make it through it, just a feeling that
We both couldn't do better solid together, never fought
You never even raised your voice at me, we usually
Just agreed holding hands walking through the puddles
How could things get so muddled?
You said this Would probably make things easier, not at first but
Eventually, I just nodded my head and said OK
Let's try but it still doesn't make sense to me
Hey now hey now what's going on with him
Where did you go last night I hope you're making
New friends, how did you spend your weekend
So many things I never used to question
I'm debating convictions, sometimes I don't know
The difference between imagination and reality
I just somehow thought I was above suspicion
And jealousy hey now hey now what's going on
With, hey now hey now whets going on with
Hey now hey now what's going on with him?!?!

When she skates in sloppy figure eights my
Heart just dies she closes her eyes, the wind it
Blows and she just smiles did you feel my heart pump
When you jumped the speedbump, I held onto your hand
You said is it safe to wear your skates into the movie
Place and he said it's OK if you just hold onto his hand
She can't feel I'm torn up like orange peels, her pants fit tight!
I watch her roll by how could she know what's on my mind?
But how was he supposed to know that you're in the process
Of letting go, you stayed outside I went in alone rented the movie
And we skated home, that girl I said I'm trying trying trying
Did you feel my heart pump when you jumped the speedubump?
I held you onto your hand you said is it safe to wear you skates
Jumped the speedbump I held onto your hand

My gun is my gun is broken [x2]
It won't cock and it wont shoot my gun is broken
What do you figure I pulled on the trigger but
My gun is my guns is broken
This place is not so harmless three days
and I've gone hopeless doubting everything around me
all my friends are out to get me, you appeared so softly
innocently swallowed me diving deep into the blue
far from oxygen and you doubting everything around
me all my friends are out to get me
My gun is my gun is broke,
Useless words had no effect I'm spent I've got nothing left, dropped the ball in your
Backcourt, I feel like time is getting short
Doubting everything around me all my friends
Are out to get me
My gun is broken

So what you've been let go again you probably
Ran your mouth too much, too into yourself
You're out of touch, You've been let to again
So what so what you've been let go again you
Set yourself up for the big one, I didn't think
You could be so dumb, You've been let go again
So what, why have I been let go again

I'll do what you tell me to I could take it on
Faith if you want me to push it down further inside
Push it down further inside I'll put it in a place we
Both can forget, I'm pushing it down so deep inside
Bottled up nailed down I'm swimming in pushed down
Things you said sealed up I trust that one day I'll be content
Being your has-been broken but not bent I can't be your friend yet

I could wait some I could wait and you could get your
Head together we all could wait some, we could wait
And watch you crawl out of the gutter, tongue tied
Last night more lies and another fight you could taste some
You could take a taste and kill another bottle, you could taste
Some you could take a taste and we could watch you plummet
Right back to the bottom, you took my bait
Now you'll have to wait

Hi my name is John I saw you on Napster.com and
I downloaded all your songs before
I was in seventh grade and I think your band's the best
Of all the ska bands on the net
Hi my name is John and I'm in seventh grade

Here's my report on life so far, time is short til the
Headaches shaking, sitting in the lobby watching fish
Swim in their own sh*t, he wished he could go two strokes ago
So to God up on his throne wont you spare the jokes while
You watch all of us choke are you sitting laughing rationing
Out mercy on our souls, this can't be how things go, he wished
He could go two strokes ago