เนื้อเพลง Shredded Metal - Ninja Sex Party

So for the past three and a half years, Ninja Brian and I have been working on the most intense metal song of all time.
It's finally ready, so prepare your body for this sh*t.
Go, Ninja Brian!

That's... that's not it. No. That's not...

Oh, you took some liberties? That's... that's not metal. Play it right, please.

That's the sa-... That's the same so-...
Just, it's th-...

That's just the underwater effect on the same song. Come on, man.

Brian, I know you love bloopy reggae jams. Now is not the time.

Could you please play the actual metal song?
That we worked on for three and a half years?

Yes!
Huah!
Back when Satan ruled the la-
Goddammit!